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Angry Fisherman

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The art of taking your dick out of a girls mouth and smacking her in the face at full force.
That ho sucked at blowing me, so i just gave her an angry fisherman!
by Cardildo August 31, 2004
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wailing fisherman

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A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)
After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.
by cx99 December 28, 2009
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Social Media Fisherman

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A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.
SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.

Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate

Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!

Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt

If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
by thetruthoftheilluminati September 8, 2015
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Noun, millennial, derogatory, insult

‘The spicy fishermen’ were a nordic-texan folk choir that rose to prominence in the early 1960’s and are largely credited with the grassroots lagom-arizona oil balladry movement. The farm ballad ‘Vikt clodhopper’ is featured on social media platform ‘TikTok’ and has resulted in the term ‘spicy fisherman’ seeing widespread use in millenial pop culture.

The term was previously used by nordic-texan folk critics in the 1960’s and 70’s to denigrate emotionally sensitive, obese or large statured, vegan males who do not contribute in a farm environment. Millenial use is more widespread but is generally a derogatory term for large statured males, those with questionable but highly advertised food intolerances, or those with enhanced emotional reactions to the outdoors.
Boy 1 (large statured): “Gripes it’s granny slappin’ good to get all gussied up and head big smoke for the honky tonk, i feel high cotton!”

Boy 2: “Yapp down ya spicy fisherman,

‘dem britches are hankerin’ for a beatin”
by sqwiggle June 16, 2020
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Colon Fisherman

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One who engages in anal sex.
"He is a total colon fisherman."
by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006
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Expert Fisherman

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Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".
Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"

A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
by ffokcaj August 5, 2010
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Performing a motorboat on someone's ass while making the lip-slapping noise of Boss Nass and dipping your tongue into the person's anus.
Ahh, Jaja! Whatsa yousa need issa deepa dickin'! Den I giva you de Gungan Fisherman! HHHRRRRBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!
by Bubbabobobbrain August 19, 2008
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