felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018

friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016

Felony

Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.

You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!

by A Human Crow December 11, 2020

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024

Felony

Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.

SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"

Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."

SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."

by Tochereador March 21, 2025

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Felony Camp

A heavy guarded, concrete compound where criminals and lames are ordered to attend after breaking the law and to ruminate on the many failures of their schemes and/or heists. Slang term for prison.

Mom told me my Dad is attending Felony Camp after burglarizing the Quik-E Mart down the street.

by MadMavi41 March 23, 2024