Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

by liemmm March 3, 2009

Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

by Sparkle MilkBags October 13, 2011

Fappin it

masturbating vigorously, usually to Spankwire
and between WoW raids

Ok, its 7:28 and the raid doesn't start 'till 7:30 so
I'll be fappin it for 2 minutes Brb

by Deathblooms April 27, 2008

Fapple Juice

When one, or many, ejaculate into somebody's apple juice prior to them drinking it by fapping. Usually performed by men, but on rare occasions by stealthy women.

Jackson hung above the school cafeteria in the nude for hours upside down, waiting for the perfect moment to engage in the craft and art of "Fapple Juice."

by The Lehman January 17, 2011

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

by nalita June 30, 2008

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

by FreshCum November 3, 2016