FUCKTARD EXPRESS

Basically someone being a total fucktard who pulls a clusterfuck on somebody in a big hurry.
Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.
by Bigjon88 July 21, 2010
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Tapioca Express

Tapioca Express is a Taiwanese American fast food chain specializing in bubble tea, coffee, and a variety of fruit juices and slushes, occasionally including sushi and some light Asian snacks. Tapioca Express has locations in California, Texas, Colorado, Nevada, Hawaii, Washington, and Canada.
I haven't been to Tapioca Express in months, but last time I went, I found all these TABs and their ricer boyfriends there.
by The Tea Expert October 08, 2006
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porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.
There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.
by maxxus July 16, 2006
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Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.
When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
by Downstrike October 04, 2004
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Ecliptic Express

The train that appears in Resident Evil 0 that is occupied with Umbrella researchers. It is ambushed by the ressurected James Marcus' progenitor leeches, and is the very first outbreak that occurs within the series.
That was a hell load of leeches that landed on the Ecliptic Express
by A Merchant November 04, 2007
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Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.
"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."
by Mustache Comb December 03, 2009
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Alzheimer's Express

The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.
Old lady O'brien rode the Alzheimer's Express all the way to the corner store.
by Nailo April 28, 2005
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