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Cheating on exams

The only thing which might help you actually pass exams.
Person 1: OMG UR CHEATING ON EXAMS?!?!??!
Me: Duh, what other option is there?
by ImJisooImOkay September 29, 2021
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England Exam

Short term for Enema-gland examination. This is an inspection of the anus to determine whether an enema is required prior to it being penetrated by a "gland" (penis). This method is used to minimize the effects of 'stink dick'

Popular usage by teens in Tasmania, Australia.
"Mate, I heard you went through the backdoor last night, how was it?"
"Horrible mate, she failed her England exam. I spent half the night looking for a 24/7 pharmacy to pick up an enema and a pack of condoms."
"Sorry bro... at least you didn't get stink dick"
"Yeah true that, ay bro."
by hoxtoaster June 10, 2015
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Exam Hangover

That period between the end post-secondary exams and the next day you can think.
"I pushed myself too hard during exam period. It's been two days since the end of school and I still can't think because of this exam hangover. Time to go back to bed."

Or

So far, I have tried to brush my teeth with hair gel and tried to walk though a door before opening it, but that's the sacrifice you make for a good education.
by Diseducation April 27, 2013
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oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.
Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.
by me June 24, 2004
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Exam Weight

When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.
"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."

"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"
by Simbaaaaaa May 5, 2013
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Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.
Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
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Prostate exam

One of the best exams you will ever take
Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"

Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"
by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021
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