Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023

Enjoy her

Eat her out like a five-star-dinner

"I'm going to enjoy her tonight"
"I'm going to enjoy my girlfriend tonight"

by DrayAidenBlackwood August 7, 2025

you enjoy men

A way to tell people that they are homosexual in a friendly yet insulting manner.

Friend 1 -"Did you get the new call of duty, it's Great."
Friend 2 - "You enjoy men don't you."

by Cheesybalboa471 December 11, 2021

Enjoy your cats

A famous slogan used by men to tell a feminist she will stay single forever. This is due to the fact that cat ladies are usually middle aged women who never had a man in their lives and have cats to fill that void of loneliness.

Feminist: I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Chad: Enjoy your cats

by BurgerKingNuggets July 13, 2024

Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.

"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."

by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019