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Elmer

Always there for their friends can be a heart breaker and not realize it. You tend to fall for him even though he has his eyes on someone else. Your lucky to have an Elmer in your life.
Wow is that Elmer? He’s so cute
by Ddwai December 27, 2021
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An Elmer

A parent who always keep their child glued to their side. They never let them do anything or go anywhere.
She never lets her child do anything or go anywhere, she's an Elmer.
by DAWMS September 15, 2022
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Elmer

by acsm August 21, 2023
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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
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Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it
"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"
by stellatois August 2, 2021
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Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"
by MR.C.B November 28, 2017
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Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"
Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.
by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021
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