Eduardo Retardo

A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.
He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!
by squirt squirt queef June 25, 2010
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Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.
I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.
by insane in the membrane April 26, 2004
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dirty eduardo

when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus
Man, I gave that fucker a dirty eduardo last night and this morning, he shit out his mouth!
by J.J. Brebre May 07, 2008
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eduardo bitch

Eduardo a gay faget typically hates girls only likes guys and loves kissing boys but has a very gay body type sucks at talking to girls and is and overall pussy
Your such and “Eduardo bitchjeez
by Ihategay$ January 24, 2020
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Eduardo Sanz

He’s smart, does debate and all. He’s funny, everybody that is around him is always laughing. He’s talented, he is in the drama club. He’s so cute...like its kind of weird how cute he is. It kind of hurts me knowing i will never be able to have him...
I just saw Eduardo Sanz... why is he so precious?

Ugh... i cab’t stop thinking about Eduardo Sanz
by Im in the Ashton School August 27, 2019
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eduardo rivera

eduardo rivera mejor conocido como “simio” es un casual de san luis potosí, la cuidad mas cagada de latino america. eduardo rivera no suele mostrar señales de inteligencia al momento de hablar, es decir, está muy pendejo. eduardo rivera suele justificar que michael phelps entreno en san luis potosí para justificar la mediocridad de su ciudad natal
edu: cuánto miden los que van?

serch: momento eduardo rivera
by assc69 September 22, 2021
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eduardo gaspar

The most BAD kid that gets introuble and doesn’t give TWO FUCKS about anything!
by Harry Gims March 22, 2018
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