Eduardo Retardo

A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.

He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!

by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010

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Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.

I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.

by insane in the membrane April 25, 2004

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dirty eduardo

when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus

Man, I gave that fucker a dirty eduardo last night and this morning, he shit out his mouth!

by J.J. Brebre May 7, 2008

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eduardo bitch

Eduardo a gay faget typically hates girls only likes guys and loves kissing boys but has a very gay body type sucks at talking to girls and is and overall pussy

Your such and “Eduardo bitch” jeez

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Dirty eduardo

when you have a dream that your friend Eduardo has sex with another one of your friends

friend 1: hey what dream did you have last night

friend 2: had a dirty Eduardo with you in it

by NatalPlays June 8, 2022

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He’s smart, does debate and all. He’s funny, everybody that is around him is always laughing. He’s talented, he is in the drama club. He’s so cute...like its kind of weird how cute he is. It kind of hurts me knowing i will never be able to have him...

I just saw Eduardo Sanz... why is he so precious?

Ugh... i cab’t stop thinking about Eduardo Sanz

by Im in the Ashton School August 27, 2019

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