When one engages in sexual activity with an Edler causing body defects and other severe mental and physical abnormalities.
Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
by Blake Denver November 8, 2007
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Emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and cocktail parties.
Emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and cocktail parties.
He was so hot in cyberspace, I wonder what happened?
Don't blame me, I told you he was just another emale.
Don't blame me, I told you he was just another emale.
by Phylipswiller June 3, 2007
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B: You really gotta get a boyfriend whose last name doesnt end in .mp4
A: Yeah fuck Mystiqq. Get you a mans like hussein. He's like 999999999x hotter
B: Yeah you right
B: You really gotta get a boyfriend whose last name doesnt end in .mp4
A: Yeah fuck Mystiqq. Get you a mans like hussein. He's like 999999999x hotter
B: Yeah you right
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He is a divinity who wields multiple powers and will achieve his ends in all situations. She is a great listener, and finds a solution to every problem, you will always want to have this Evalena near you. She has a gift for the arts, her hands are compared to fairy fingers. Dreamy, part of her in her world, she will captivate you with her tenderness and benevolence. Cold beauty, like delicious ice cream. Or as a pair of glasses that allow you to finally see the world.
He is a divinity who wields multiple powers and will achieve his ends in all situations. She is a great listener, and finds a solution to every problem, you will always want to have this Evalena near you. She has a gift for the arts, her hands are compared to fairy fingers. Dreamy, part of her in her world, she will captivate you with her tenderness and benevolence. Cold beauty, like delicious ice cream. Or as a pair of glasses that allow you to finally see the world.
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