Richard’s Inverse Equation

States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels

“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”

Richard’s Inverse Equation

by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023

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equator

the section between a person's ass and dick, often accompanied with pubic hair. It is like a curved path/road from one point to another.

My equator's been itchy since I shaved it last night. Oops, it was not a great idea after all.

by Jayed January 26, 2018

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equator snow

cocaine. simple as that.

hey man, do you got any of that equator snow? I'm lookin' to party tonight

by Dirtyfartbubble March 23, 2021

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Ass Equation

Ass=sass

Albert Einstein once said, " The question to woman's ass and her behavior is ass=sass ." The Ass Equation.

by Fliptheprince August 23, 2016

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Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

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first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

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