Dyson

Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.

Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"

Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."

Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"

Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*

by Starfire16 April 7, 2022

Emily Dyson

The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy

Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia

by shakalsjrhfn July 1, 2021

soul dyson

a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.

Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.

by Kenerex November 11, 2010

Dyson

When a person is obsessed by loot in videogames

"Stop beeing a Dyson steeling all the loot!"

by alewwww December 7, 2023

Dyson

A straight hooper that Gets Buckets

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.

the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025

Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"

Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.

by Alex Didders November 9, 2022