dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,

Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.

by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023

dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.

I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.

by H Kopciak August 26, 2008

Dyslexic

When someone doesn’t like pizza

Your dyslexic

by Haks2drippy June 2, 2021

Dyslexic

Mxttie x

Mxttie x is Dyslexic

by Iamwebbo April 28, 2024

Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.

Alec campione is a dyslexic ass bitch

by Alec campione March 11, 2019