cum dumpling

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.

The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.

by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

dumpling-depot

The stomach.

The word has its origins in the nineteenth century vernacular.

Put some of this in your dumpling-depot!

by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010

Baby dumpling

An adult male who is tall like an adult but has a round baby face or dresses like a baby (ie. a short sleeve button up with khaki shorts and tennis shoes). Usually has the face of a toddler but the body of a man.

Wow check out that baby dumpling! Did his mommy buy him that outfit?

by Dumpling lover February 26, 2022

Grump dumpling

Someone who never has anything nice to say, ever. There's always a rude comment coming out of their mouth.

Person 1: Becca was so rude today. She pretty much told me I suck at my job.

Person 2: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just a grump dumpling.

by Hoosker-doos August 29, 2014

Cookie dumpling

A person who is small but eats a lot but is still super skinny

She’s eating 10 slices of pizza how is she so skinny?
Because she’s a cookie dumpling

by Chase love Juin October 18, 2019

Dumpling Dan

Someone who is named Daniel and eats a copious amount of dumplings.

Person 1: Is that Dumpling Dan over there?
Person 2: Nah man Dumpling Dan was like 250 pounds last month no way.
Person 1: Dan is like 700 now man I heard he didn't leave his house for 10 days and just ate dumplings.
Person 2: Wow now that I looked closer that is Dumpling Dan, the pure dumpling diet must be terrible for you.

by PoggersWords May 26, 2022

Plumbing the Dumpling

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.

I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

by DYC Yetti August 8, 2010