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pastrami drapes

Loose, hanging labia.Analagous to beef curtains.
I had to worm my way through two inches of pastrami drapes before i was actually inside her.
by T.Wood August 4, 2006
mugGet the pastrami drapesmug.

steak drapes

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.
When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.
by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007
mugGet the steak drapesmug.

Pork Drapes

Vaginal lips. That which drapes pork. A pussy.
"She gave up the Pork Drapes and I jizzed all over those mugs".
by Bugly April 25, 2003
mugGet the Pork Drapesmug.

beef drapes

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
by bossross December 9, 2008
mugGet the beef drapesmug.

Drape Juice

The taste of the secretion and or moisture build up on a heavy fleshed vaginal area of a female.
When Robert ran towards the refrigerator, he had several options, however he saw a woman on the couch nude and said, “I want some of that drape juice”
by Nipple Knockers October 14, 2021
mugGet the Drape Juicemug.

Dookie Drapes

flaps that hang down on the back side of the Beef Drapes often getting poop on them if wiped back to front.
Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.
by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019
mugGet the Dookie Drapesmug.

Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.
Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.
by Gingervicious May 3, 2015
mugGet the Drapes or Grapesmug.

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