Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

Gardedaux dow

When you see something unexpected or something unexpected happens, that’s inappropriate.

Gardedaux dow das geht ja mal garnicht
(Gardedaux dow that does not work at all)

by fagilito385 December 23, 2023

Dow

Slang for dick

U are gay eat a Dow

by Cuticles November 19, 2017

buh-dow

An expression used to emphasize superiority and domination.

Brad to his friends: "I tapped that shit from here to Tokyo last night dawg.. BUH-DOW."

by Ben Jolly April 19, 2007

dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working

you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code

by jmaug October 24, 2016

d,dow-ss

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by .sockz July 27, 2021

Go like dow pussy

When a man got refused by a Asian women so he chops the women in small pieces.

Jeff is going to Go like dow pussy.

by for Santa's lonley ho October 25, 2017