sir douchebag 

A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.

Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.

King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!

sir douchebag by Derp Man March 28, 2014

schrodinger douchebag

An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.

President Trump has rung in the era of the Schrodinger douchebag.

schrodinger douchebag by Cooper1988 May 27, 2020

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

Social Media Douchebag by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

supreme douchebag 

mostly applicable at work: any or all of the possible symptoms that follow;
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily

"E.B.R. is such a supreme douchebag"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"

supreme douchebag by honest-abe-89 May 4, 2010

Super Douchebag 

Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.

"Kris Rich is a super douchebag."

Super Douchebag by Nosillac August 5, 2014

spazzing douchebag 

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.

"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"

spazzing douchebag by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011

Dollar store douchebag 

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag

I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!

Dollar store douchebag by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021