1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.
2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"
3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"
3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
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Get the Douche Bagmug. Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."
by trouble128 February 3, 2010
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Get the douche bagmug. by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
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Get the Douche Bagmug. One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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Get the douche bagmug. A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.
That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work.  Not that I needed to know.
by Ryan99 December 25, 2007
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Get the douche bagmug. tyler klippel is a douche bag
by duche bag hater October 9, 2008
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Get the douche bagmug. Douche Bagged
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
by kamel_reds December 12, 2009
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