Doot
The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.
Doot by Stirringupshit November 23, 2024
Doot
“Did you take your doot yet bro?”
“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”
“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”
“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”
“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”
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