divorce insurance

Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).

A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.

by Sheriff69 July 22, 2017

Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.

I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.

by Scottydntno December 16, 2020

Divorce Chicken

When a partner keeps threatening divorce in a marriage. They don’t think the divorce will actually ever happen, and are using the threat of divorce as a form of control.

He played divorce chicken and lost.

by Oceansea March 30, 2021

divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

hood divorce

When you separate and live in different houses but NEVER file any divorce papers
- Aunt Wendy (Williams)

They are "hood divorced", not divorced divorced.

by LambfromSweden January 24, 2018