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dizzy lax

similar to dizzy bat, dizzy lax is an activity for the bros. during this activity, the butt end of a lax spoon is removed. (assuming the inside of the spoon is sanitary) the hollow spoon is filled with an alcoholic beverage of choice. the competitor then consumes the alcohol from the hollow of the lax stick. once all traces of alcohol are consumed, the bro proceeds to touch the spoon perpendicular to the ground and spin around it with their head on the butt end of the spoon, of course making sure that their lax pinny does not get tangled and their flow stays intact. After the spinnage is complete, a kind sir or madam will throw a lax bullet at the bro, who will then attempt to catch the ball in their fluffy lax net and proceed to execute a small sprint, possibly throwing mad stunts in (ex. roll dodge, etc). dizzy lax is held in the highest regard to all lax bros. dizzy bat is a thing of the past; it is an activity for wannabe bros who participate in acts of faggotry, such as the frowned-upon sport of "baseball." work hard. party hard.
"hey libby, care to lax?" - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli
by broseidon, god of flow June 14, 2010
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Dishy

Hot, Attractive, generally a clean cut guy or gal, if some one say's this to you, your well in there.
Sam :P He is Dishy
by Secret320 April 18, 2011
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Dizzy

an unstable person. It could be physically or mentally.
1. Why are you trippin on your own feet you're dizzy.
2. Why are you lettin ya girl control your life. You're a lil dizzy
by Latoya Lockhart July 18, 2003
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dizzy bat

A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
If we're going to play dizzy bat right here, we are definitely going to need some spotters.
by e-bon September 9, 2010
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dissy

anything you'd fuck but it would be completely wrong
dood guys tim's mom is a total dissy
by JD/Fletch May 25, 2008
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Dizzy Mummy

When your dick won't stay hard with a condom on.
Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.
by chedderman1 November 19, 2010
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Dizzy love

When I'd lay my life down for you in a heart beat. When you frustrate and anger me and yet I can't stand to spend a second away from you. When the thought of losing you makes me realize how much I don't want to spend this year without you. When you challenge me to be smarter,wittier, and stronger than anyone else ever has tried to make me. When hearing your name makes me smile. When sitting and doing nothing with you makes me happy. When I can't understand how i even thought It would be easier apart. When I know that I'm making the right choice. When the means truly justifies the end.
Ozzy. I truly am in dizzy love with you.
by dizzylover December 9, 2014
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