no-contact dishwashing

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.

I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.

by jps75 January 06, 2010

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anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

by Gabraham November 29, 2016

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Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 08, 2013

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