dimitrius

a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.

mother: dimitrius, go to the bathroom and take a shit. i can smell you!
dimitrius: heii

by dight May 24, 2023

Dirty Demetrius The II

A "Dirty Demetrius The II" is when you shove lego bricks up your uretha and get fucked in the ass by donkey and shrek.

"that fucker just pulled a Dirty Demetrius The II"

by CoolKidd12 November 23, 2021

Dimitrios Kondylos

Your best friend,the one that everyone likes,the god of friendship and disowning.

"so who's your best friend?"

"Of course it's the same as yours,Dimitrios Kondylos"

by #DimitriosForLife March 29, 2019

Demetrius

A tall dark skin guy with a buck penis

Demetrius

by Defhgd October 25, 2018

Demetrius

Demetrius a girl who catches you by the eye when you first see her she will make you laugh even when you are sad Everybosy needs a Demetrius

We love Demetrius so much

by Rosefold77 November 24, 2018

Demetrius

Demetrius a girl who sparks at your eyes when you are sad she will make a funny joke that you pee your pants Everybody needs a Demetrius

Who’s that
Her
Yeah
You don’t know her

No
That is cute Demetrius

by Rosefold77 November 24, 2018

dimetrisaurusrex

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by dimetrisaurusrex May 10, 2019