Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

dillon mcdermott bowling

drinking game in which you play a standard game of bowling with empty red cups and ping pong balls with the exception of a cup that has a picture of dillon mcdermott's face. If you knock over said cup on the first attempt the opposite player must take a shot. the total number of cups knocked over within 3 rolls equals the total seconds of beer chugging.

I never imagined in my WILDEST DREAMS I would nail that Dillon cup...but damn DRINK YO WHISKEY and finish your dillon mcdermott bowling round

by Random hero lova696969 November 28, 2009

DILLIGAF

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

BEER COST A LOT OF MONEY........................DILLIGAF

by RRSXXXX March 3, 2017

Dillon Gordon

Dillon Gordon is a very sweet adorable (not hot, but not unattractive) boy/man who acts cool even though some people hate him, but not really because he is so kind so no one hates him. He is someone who is older than you but not by much. He is someone who isnt around you a lot but when he is around you you feel comfortable and safe. If you know someone who is a Dillon Gordon, know them well.

That guy is sooo cute and sweet and kind. He is such a Dillon Gordon <3

by spotthedifference June 12, 2017

Dillen (girl)

Dillen is an awesome friend. Dillen's are very hyper and a bit excessive when it comes to things. She is a major flirt even when she doesn't notice it. It's not hard to spot a Dillen in a crowd.

Dillen (girl) is a flirt
"Oml who is that flirting with Kevin?"
"Oh that just Dillen being Dillen."

by Beast0270 November 28, 2018

Dillon Brooks

You are a shit talking NBA player that cant back up his talk

Bro you are such a Dillon Brooks

by Scoobydoopotions May 2, 2023

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010