Dirty Dog Diddler

Someone who diddles dogs, the dirty swines.

"My girlfriend is a Dirty Dog Diddler! She said she'd fuck a dog last night, the dirty swine"

by Rex Mutley November 13, 2012

Jeep your Diddles

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.

Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?

by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015

Sioux City Diddler

A gruff voiced and masked, male sexual deviant believed to live in the Sioux City metro area that will break into houses and masturbates adult male parties while they are sleeping. He then wakes them after climax and reportedly states, “You just got diddled by a dude, fag” or “you like getting diddled by a man, sicko?”

Dude we should lock the doors tonight. The Sioux City Diddler is on the prowl again.

That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.

by Dogs In A Bathtub March 1, 2021

brain diddle

When you're brain begins to wander off and alert you.

Michael: so why did you comment me?
Jazmine: oh i had a brain diddle

Tony: is it ok if i say hi to her?
Jazmine: well did you get a brain diddle?

Sara: did you get all of that?
Jazmine: wait i'm getting a brain diddle.

by jaaaazrose March 1, 2009

jack diddley

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

diddley

1) Word used in place of general explicit language in order to soften the emotion of the language.
2) A person acting in a silly manor
3) An endearing way to address a friend
4) An omen of good fashion
5) One's genitalia

1) "What the diddley?"
2) "She's quite the diddley."
3) "Diddley, I love you."
4) "May the diddley be with you."
5) *pokes you in the diddley*

by Timmy October 27, 2002

Monkey Diddler

One who diddles monkeys.

monkey diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003