A decade ago

meaning a decade or more ago.
A long time ago. Times have changed, today is not a decade ago.

A decade ago were much simpler times.

I use to bully that person over there, a decade ago. Now, I believe she could beat my ass.

by MrWonderful February 18, 2013

What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

DECA

A cult

"Don't worry guys, we've got snuggies! JOIN DECA!"

"Touch my DECA?"

by Ktty September 20, 2009

deca

an injectable anabolic steroid. recomended dossage is 200-600 mg per week

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

decanter

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.

by Angelus January 27, 2005

Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.

Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."

by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008