Deployment Sexual Deprivation

Deployment Sexual Deprivation(DSD) or Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) is a mental/sexual disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more terrifying months of not having intercourse. It is a severe and ongoing mental reaction to an extreme lack of physical needs. DSD is surprisingly common in our so-called Land of Plenty, afflicting an estimated 27 million American men( and a few women)at any given time, most of which are service members. Although hard to notice in early developement, this disorder does have commom symptoms and signs; abdominal pains, morning wood, swelling in forearm(s), unexplained absences, decrease in libido, aggression, wet dreams, uncontrollable body spasm. In rare case of DSD; drained bank account, acute to severe lose of vision in one or both eyes, pyschological breakdowns, as well as death.


DSD or PDSD is a complex phenomenon where there is a shortage of sexually willing women relative to the sexual needs of men. (P)DSD has also been recognized in the past as blue balls, computer geek syndrome, ect.

I got home from Iraq and the VA wouldn't cover me for Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) treatment at the strip club.

by EODtech October 11, 2008

decko

80's term meaning 'to look at' or examine. Informal.

lets have a decko then

by Dug Stokes September 6, 2010

Deployment

Spending 16 months alone with my daughter while my husband is in Iraq, Afganistan, Korea or Germany. It is my husband missing 1/2 of our marrige due to his "duty" and endless readjustments when he is home. It is the cause of so much marital stress. It is the reason for so many nights spent crying and each day spent worrying. It has caused our daughter to look around the house trying to find her daddy (becuase she thinks he is playing hide and go seek and wont come out until she has found him) and crying the entire time "daddy, daddy" . It is my worst fear.

I got the call, the deployment will be in 3 weeks.

I will miss you so much, I love you more than anything in this world, and for all eternity.

Don't worry I will be fine.
I cannot stop worrying, it is dangerous. Please come home to us.

I will try.

by armywife June 8, 2009

deplode

to deplode: The reverse action of explode (not the same as implode). A deplotion is a reverse explosion that allows for reconstructing an object that had been damaged or destroyed by an explosion, assuming all pieces are where they were after the explosion. Though not physically possible (according to modern science) the deplotion simply "retraces" the explosion and undoes whatever it did. A deplosion will not have an effect on things unaffected by an explosion.

The men deploded the allied ship that was blown apart by a bomb.

by Anders F. Hansen January 21, 2004

depooped

This is quite an amazing word. It offers so much in so little. The definition is, "to be relieved from a state of exhaustion." The amazing characteristics of it are...
1. It is an anagram.
2. There are 2 of each letter in it. (2 d's, 2 e's, 2 p's, 2 o's)
3. The d's are simply rotated p's.
4. There ratio of consonants to vowels is 1:1.
5. Each letter can be paired in the alphabet with another. D precedes E in the alphabet while O precedes P.
Another amazing thing about this word is that it was thought of while pooping. Make it part of your everyday conversation.

After drinking 221 cans of Mountain Dew, I'm depooped.

by (sic) March 19, 2005

deploraphobia

Irrational fear of Donald Trump's 40% base.

Deploraphobia prevented Congressional Republicans from standing up against President Trump's abuse of power and obstruction of justice.

by IrmaGurd October 29, 2019

dekoster

a facade of superiority that attempts to unsuccessfully cover a deep-seated insecurity

when is jason going to realize we all see through his dekoster?

by Jason DeKoster May 22, 2007