downstairs department

A more modest name for the femal genital area.

Joey: "Have you seen Jen's downstairs department?"
Kyle:"Yeah it's so tight!"

by JoeyHollis February 13, 2010

The Department of Bitching and Moaning

An organization to social justice warfare on the internet.

"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)

by The Logical Fallacy October 11, 2018

fire department

A Department in charge of fighting fire and rescue operations. See Firefighter.

There's a fire! Call the Fire Department!

by -Anoynomous December 28, 2014

Department of Defense

Department of attack tbh

Every President Ever: This place really needs some "democracy"
Department of Defense: You Promise uwu

by idk what you think May 14, 2021

IT Department

A place within your office you call if your work computer isn't working properly.

Often filled with lazy arrogant foreigners who belittle you and think you are stupid and don't know how to work a computer.

Most common response from IT: "Have you tried turning it off and on?"
2nd most common response from IT: "You must have forgotten your password, try it again"

The level of frustration you feel when dealing with your IT Department can make you avoid it at all costs.

J: my computer isn't working, I can't login

K: call the IT Department

J: no you call IT
K: no you call IT

by Kattilak December 6, 2016

Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"

by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003