Defeated

When there is nothing else you can do.

I am defeated, im at a loss..

by king of pain June 30, 2009

Defendini

Defendini's are highly intelligent, saucy, mischievous and extremely defensive of themselves and anyone they care about. They are of Latin background. Defendini is the last name of a close knit but constantly fighting sort of family, or a very hot and mysterious boy/girl. They will die and kill for you. Never get on a Defendini's bad side, you will leave scarred if you survive the encounter. They're good hard lovers, both emotionally and physically. Defendini's are rare, if you find one, you've either won the lotto or a one way ticket to hell, depending on the day.

Those Defendini's are defensive but cool.

I wish I was a Defendini!

That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman

by Kawaii god of darkness April 1, 2017

limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.

Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"

by Big O 392 April 8, 2009

Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy

Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011

Defecaloesiophobia

the fear of painful bowels movements.

'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'

by sasha December 9, 2003

defe

A little shit

Shut up you defe

by SomeBitchNamedFuzzy September 29, 2020

Snatch Defeat From The Jaws of Victory

Throwing a game. Popularised by Youtuber, The Mighty Jingles.

All the enemy had to do was hide and they would have won on points alone, but they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by trying to win harder.

by Bubalus Bubalis December 3, 2019