Evan deese

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.

Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence

by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021

sneaky dees

Sneaky Dee's is a bar located on the corner of collage and bathurst in toronto. It is easily the coolest place on earth and believed by many to be the centre of the universe. cheap beer and nachos that i would actually kick my grandmother in the neck for, dont even get me started on the wings.

theres life before sneaky dees and then theres life after.

by hunner May 8, 2006

Stoner Deeds

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.

Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?

Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!

by The Zanthercat December 20, 2008

deem

dmt crystals ,dimethyltryptamine
DMT is a powerful, visual psychedelic which produces short-acting effects when smoked. It is used orally in combination with an MAOI, as in ayahuasca brews. It is naturally produced in the human brain and by many plants.

i was talking to the shamans inside my psyche last night on deem .

keep the kids out of the bathroom theres loose deemsters in there.

by smoov e January 12, 2009

deesh

deesh- noun/verb/adj- def 1; to do yo damn thang no matter what anybody else says or does. to be true to yourself because nobody else can. 2; a word used to substitiute any other word u want, or used to cut somebody off. other forms: deesher, deeshified, deeshin-i-fi, GOTDAYUMNDEESH, etc.

ex: man i was deeshn at mr. simpson right? when this one chick was talkn bout she was trying to slide on me one time and deesh.

by RYO LAMAR December 1, 2009

deerskin

A device used for drinking that is purcahsed from your local rite aide. It is a leather cantine made of the skin of deer and filled with red bull and vodka. Can also be used to describe being drunk if you drank from it

"I got deerskinned out of my mind this weekend!"
"Man i want some of that deerskin!"
"Look at those three kids with that deerskin, i think their names are Colby, Gary< and Mike Duane. They are the deerskin crew!"

by colby gillen April 16, 2008

deebs

derived from DB, meaning drunk bitch

"yo deebs, whatup?"

by tye taylor January 7, 2009