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well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

by Barnaby Jones II February 15, 2009

Shimano Deal

Phrase used to take up time while waiting for brain to catch up. Also replaces any noun known to man. Origin - Northwestern Ohio.

When I get all my shit together we`ll go fix that shimano deal.

by Mike Heythaler August 20, 2006

Seal the deal

After cumming inside a girl you lick the pussy lips and pinch them closed. Like pressing down a envelope.

I can't wait for you to seal the deal in bed with me.

by Lickdaquill January 6, 2021

Cock Sucker Deal

It is when you get a deal wth your company by kissing ass and sucking cock.

Spike said to Craig. Hay Craig thanks for helping me keep my job in Maintence Control. You really went down on George for me. He will always go out of way to help you when you are sucking his cock. That is some "Cock Sucker Deal" you got for me.

by KenFain December 15, 2009

single parent deal

When a person is able to date/marry somebody who would normally be way out of their league, because they don't care that the person has children. Single parents are often desperate to find somebody who does not mind being around their kids, and therefore will lower their standards for a potential romantic partner.

Seth: "Woah, is that really Jason's new girlfriend?"

Larry: "Yeah."

Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"

Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."

by Lavender12 May 19, 2015

Seal the deal

To finally consummate your "more than friends" relationship with the love of your life.

While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.

by A&Please me July 11, 2022

side deal

Doing something that normally has an agreement between 2 parties with a secret 3rd party. Unbeknownst to one of the 2 original parties involved. This can include under the table business dealings to gain an increase in funds without a person who you have an agreement with knowing so they never ask for a cut of the profits. Also can be used as a synonym of cheating on one's boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse.

I know this one guy who is always doing side deals and thinking that he will get away with it well I know about it and I better get my cut or he will not have a good day at all.

by Ukonvasara January 19, 2012