Deacon Jelinek

The finest of deacons. Sense of humor. Presides over a freshman religion class. Unknown relation to Jallen and Krotec.

You want to be in Deacon Jelinek's class.

by Spuds33 September 12, 2022

Deacon

Funny, Kind, Cute, Loveable, and perfect in every way. You deserve the world. I love you because of your side profile and you're funny and cool. -L

Deacon is honestly a snack and hes an amazing person

by i.have.2.favs May 29, 2022

Deacon

a wild cunt wagon

look at that deacon

by always fly and ready to die November 21, 2016

Deacon

The HOTTEST guy EVER, and the biggest chad, he told Newton how to invent Gravity, shakespeare how to write and Bruce Lee how to fight. Has a 13 inch cock (soft) and attracts people of all over the globe just to see his face.

"DEACON IS COMING TO NEW YORK FOR A TOUR"
"GET THE COLLEGE FUNDS!"

by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022

Deacon

a kid who is very good a video games and his cock is so large that is penetrates to earths atmosphere, not even nasas camera technology can get his cock in 1 frame.

holy shit is that deacon i heard is cock is bigger than the earth itself

by mr baconator April 14, 2021

Deacon

A self entitled douch who talks down to people he doesn't like and always brags about himself and his stuff

Man deacon was being such a show off today

Wow I can't believe deacon talked like that to me

by Ill-ridden May 5, 2020

deacon

the best name and person in the world

deacon is the best person in the world

by nonopopo May 7, 2020