Dark

The state of being really drunk. Similar to "blacking out"

"I'm dark as night" or "Let's get dark on the darkest day of the year (Dec. 21)"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

darkness

The absence of light; the great equalizer of women.

In the darkness, all pussy feels the same.

by Adolf Hitler November 29, 2004

dark

The act of not inviting someone to an event or happening

You totally darked Burnside, he's going to be well vexxed.

by Patelio August 13, 2004

dark

to behave kinda badly or without respect to someone safe

James: 'he was doin my girl up the arse while i was sleeping next to them'
Mike: 'thats completely dark man'

by katie the wise December 14, 2003

The Darkness

A bunch of Queen wannabees (who I have got absolutely nothing against) with a bunch of annoying fans who dosen't know the definition of selling out and have the absolute nerve of comparing the band themselves with teenyboppers who were meant for children, forgetting that was the kind of music they would have listened to at their age. They also complain about the lack of quality of music now even they are 20 years old and had being listening to Take That, Backstreet Boys, East 17, Peter Andre 10 years before

The Darkness fans, aren't they a bunch of pretentious t**ts, don't they need a good punch in the face?

by Al Anon May 25, 2005

darkness

1. Someone who is dark as hell and denies the abscence of light on their skin.
2. A person who talks a gang of shit when in reality they ain't shit
3. A dark ass person who joins fraternities to deny their skin color
4. Person who smokes weed and now thinks they're allergic to ass whoopings

1. Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) skin don't let light escape
2. Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) running his fucken mouth again
3. I think Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) want to be white, he joined some gay frat
4. Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) sneezing 'cause he's about to get his ass stomped on

by 220 June 27, 2007

DARK

a girl who is soo unattractive, that it requires one to shut the lights off in order to perform sexual acts with her.

"Big nose, big ass, big waist, sounds to me you dig DARK chicks, Matt"

by JMART December 28, 2005