by Pure swage September 8, 2022

A dapper-dog is a man who is polite, chivalrous and attentive during the initial stages of dating until he has sex with a woman (or man if he is gay). Once he acquires sex, the thrill is over and he no longer feels the need to wear the mask of a dapper man and resorts to being quite rude and distant.
Tina was surprised when she did not hear from her boyfriend the next day. She assumed when she did not hear from him at all that she had initially misjudged him and that he was a dapper-dog masquerading as a gentleman.
by Narcbuster May 31, 2018

1. My dad always looks very dapper in a sharp 3 piece suit when he goes to work, he even makes his boss look poor.
2. Wow Tony, your looking very dapper tonight. Have you got a date?
2. Wow Tony, your looking very dapper tonight. Have you got a date?
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022

by sexyschlarsoncock50000 September 10, 2021

My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.
by Bogus6 May 26, 2023

by Ernie778 March 31, 2021
