Dallastown

1. The most ridiculous school district in the world. Has bought a smartboard for literally every single classroom, which nobody uses. Installed flat-screen TVs in "cat-aterias" and lobbies that nobody watches. Assumes that all problems with teachers are the students fault. Let's hundreds more kids move into the district that literally can not fit into the schools, and ruin our test scores. Not a single kid that lives here, wants to stay.

2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.

1. Kid 1: So how many times have you watched TV in the lobby or used a smartboard?
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.

Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.

2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.

Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?

3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.

4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.

by DTOWNSUCKS November 9, 2010

University of Dallas (UD)

The University of Dallas is a paradise (not unlike the Paradisio in Dante's Divine Comedy) of mysterious delights. Here you can find skunks, soggy rice and completely wasted undergraduates. Only at UD! On the flip side, some people here enjoy playing the banjo on Friday nights in the woods, wearing capes to raise money for charity and studying Greek and Latin for fun. Have a great time and enjoy the ride!

The Catholic University for independent thinkers (a.k.a. University of Dallas (UD)) is actually a lot of fun and the skunks are cute!

by Daughter of Ariston October 6, 2012

Dallas Milat

An inspiration,
an angel,
a god.

I might be kind, but i'm not Dallas Milat

by falconAERO October 29, 2004

Dallas-Hair

Ridiculous, high stacked hair-do worn by Dallas trophy wives and/or girlfriends, as if they were in a beauty pageant. Dead give away when trying to identify "what part of Texas this White lady is from."

Damn! I couldn't see the whole right side of the movie screen because of that lady's sitting in front of me with her Dallas-Hair.

by cry4help April 27, 2010

Delias

A teenage girl store that has gone pretty mainstream, spreading to a mall near you. Cute clothes that are supposed to be 'alternative' but most people buy them. Large assortment of print t-shirts that are a big hit. Teenage girls who like this store also tend to like American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, H&M, ect.

Mary- omg! A&F is supa stoopid. We should like go check out Delias. Its like so totally different and cool.

...NEXT DAY...

Mary: Oh what a coincedence!
Other girl at school: did you get that shirt a Delias?
Mary: yah...
Other girl at school: yah, me too...

by ily4 April 15, 2008

dallas green

Backup singer and guitar player for the band Alexisonfire, one of the best bands from Canada. He also has a side project called City and Colour. His voice is great for the very emotional lyrics he sings. He actually is a really down to earth, nice guy, if you ever get a chance to meet him.

I wanna take advantage of dallas green

by natasha hill October 5, 2007

Jesuit Dallas

The most chill school in the DFW metroplex. Although it isn't co-ed, all the bros get the girls often. The "gay jokes" are pretty funny i guess for some people, but whats actually funnier is that the people that tell them dont get girls themselves. It is for smarter bros than JP2, more socially adept bros than Cistercian, and more athletic bros than parrish. Jesuit is beast at the major sports: lax, bball, football, and baseball. They also have some other good "teams" that I won't waste time mentioning. Jesuit is so chill that students are allowed to watch harry potter the week befor the new release, play ping pong, watch the world series and olympics, and have nerf gun wars in the library all during school!

Lax Bro #1: "Bro, where do you go to school?"

Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"

Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."

Lax Bro #2: "It is."

Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"

by phillyphromtexas December 15, 2010