dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014

Nautical Dyslexia

While coxing a rowing crew, you mix up your nautical terminology so the crew has no idea what you are talking about.

Since it was Brian's first time coxwaining, it became clear that if we just did the opposite of what he said the boat ran fine. He was experiencing Nautical Dyslexia.

by Crashhopper July 26, 2017

kinesio dyslexia

Moving backwards and/or moving in the opposite direction

That girl must have kinesio dyslexia; she does all the punches and kicks backwards.

by daffodils and dragons December 29, 2018

Dyslexia

Dyslexia is race. It’s a distinct race between the African American and Indian. This race is less than 1% of the population making it the rarest race known historically.

Hey what race are you?

Oh I’m dyslexic! But the full name is dyslexia

by Rrrrraind May 30, 2018

Dyslexia

Reason why people come up with valid usernames when all are taken.

Dyslexia helped me register on many websites

by 32121 November 26, 2019

Dyslexia

Having Bella Thorne

Girl: Hey doy

Boy: Bitch don’t you mean boy?
Girl: I said doy!
Boy: Bitch you got Bella Thorne Syndrome dyslexia

by Period pooh aye December 29, 2019

Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia

“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”

by Meghaladon December 18, 2017