Dickwad

Means a very retarded or spastic person

Jeremy is a dickwad

by Chinese class is fun April 28, 2015

Dickwad

A person (normally applied to masculine humans, and pets, and less so for females) who believes, in their tiny little warped minds, that they are doing something amazing and a good deed for society but are, in actual fact, being a complete and utter arsewank.

Unemployed middle-class nobody: "Today I am going to glue myself to the M25, one of the busiest motorways on the planet, because I want my loft insulated for free"
Irate motorist: "I swear to god I am going to twat this fucking dickwad"

by TheSaintAvenger October 4, 2021

Dickwad

A wannabe chewed up sperm donor

Look at that dickwad ,got a blow job and she convinced him tha is how to make babies.......

by Slolady and CC May 17, 2023

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

Dickwad

An Idiot that has a big ego to make up for his tiny dick

ur a dickwad chad

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Ungrateful Dickwad

The same as someone ungrateful but the person using the phrase has a hatred fueled by a fiery passion for the person they are describing.

My brother said the only thing at home waiting for him was a fan. What an ungrateful dickwad.

by CrimsonWÖLFE72 July 22, 2019

DickWade

The cheese developed around an uncircumcised penis. Calling one a dickwade is worse than a dickhead.

Some dickwade keyed my car.
Dickwades pay extra. (massage)
Dickwades are less likely involved in three-ways.

by rebornraven December 26, 2020