December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019
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Guy 1: Its the last day of November, you know what that means.
Guy 2,3,4,5 &6 : It finna be destroy dick December
Guy 2,3,4,5 &6 : It finna be destroy dick December
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Person 1: Hey, have you heard about destroy dick december?
Person 2: Yes. I'm not gonna bust my nut until December.
Person 2: Yes. I'm not gonna bust my nut until December.
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Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
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