Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in yellow pants.

Damn Alexandra, I'm ready for my candain dessert once we get back to your place!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005

Dessert Slut

Dessert Slut: Someone who is virtuous in every way, until the dessert cart is rolled out.

She doesn't drink, smoke or swear, but put a piece of pie in front of her and she turns into a real dessert slut.

by Rickdb April 26, 2011

Chocolate Dessert Dance

The dance performed after two childish teenagers finish their chocolaty pudding, involving the wibbling of the arms in a side-to-side motion and overly-enthusiastic facial expressions.

Mother left the room. The second she was gone, Tom and Agatha were performing the Chocolate Dessert Dance until their asses fell off!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.

I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar

by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019

See me for dessert

A form of smack-talk. Apply's in any means of competition whether it be video games, sports, etc. To "see someone for dessert" means that one person has already beaten his/her opponent or "eaten the main course", but the loser can have the satisfactory/consolation of a rematch or "See them for dessert", but any victory after the fact isn't as sweet.

Rob: I just beat you 4-0 in FIFA! See me for dessert

Nick: W/e you cheated, I want a rematch.

Rob: Sure but remember I beat you first.

by britt611 October 5, 2011