derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.
Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!
by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
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"dude, stop being such a baby" - "dude, stop being such a derp"

"you've got to be f**king kidding me!" - "you've got to be derping kidding me!"

"did you end up going to the party last night?" - "did you end go going to the derp last d'dd?"
by Derpady Derp August 30, 2011
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Someone who is generally awkward. Stands around awkwardly and makes everyone around him tense. A derp often is the type that tries to do something cool/risky and fails horribly the first time.
Person 1: "Whoa he managed to crash his dad's car the first time he drove it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a derp."
by killacam53 March 26, 2013
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"Danny, your being a huge derp right now.
by MrSexy282 May 21, 2010
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Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.
Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead
This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.

Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.

Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.

Example 4: Fat girlfriend

Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.

Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac

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by Candrababy1991 June 25, 2011
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"that movie was derping awesome"

"derp you"
by Thatsoontobebuffblackguy November 14, 2011
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A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.
by Goddddddd September 24, 2012
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