deafective

Any male not living up to the deanine standards; a female who continues to embarass herself as a member of the female species. For example loser,cum guzzler

She whines so much over her boyfriend not calling enough she is completely deafective.

by lil cheli April 5, 2007

greased up deaf guy

The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"

"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"

by Bubba390 June 20, 2006

Deafmented

Rock band hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

I was at the Deafmented Concert last night. It was balls to the wall insanity.....

by Lerringer June 3, 2010

deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.

Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.

by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010

Deganjarated

1.To be released from the mental imprisonment of marijuana. No longer smoking weed. 2. Being pressured by government officials and/or parents to stop smoking marijuana.

Sentences; "I don't smoke weed anymore. I have been deganjarated." "I have been deganjarated due to my legal troubles."

by PercyRivers January 25, 2011

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.

I gave a deaf job to Tina.

by The Anus Master February 11, 2014