Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

Dawoud

Dawoud is so so kind. He's super hot and his eyes are jus so nice. He cares about everyone around him, never leaving one behind. He's kinda weird, to be honest, but you know that he cares. Dawoud is also really smart and is always willing to help people out. God, I wish I was dating Dawoud <33

Dawoud is so sweet, he helped me with the homework last night <33

by rose939087 November 30, 2022

Dadoodle

Another form of penis you may say so you don't get in trouble. Also used during sex.
The word was made by me and my friend so we wouldn't get in trouble when our parents were around. This is only part of the series of our languages.

John stuck his dadoodle in Jane's pussy.

by Sneaky Sladoodles October 16, 2008

Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

best dahood player

The best dahood player is currently Dylan also known as notdyIn, i seen him running around so clean and hot. And whenever someone tried to attack him he always came in clutch and smacked them. He is the best in the whole and super rich, showed me his wallet with 10Billion Dollars!

Dylan is the best dahood player.

by Pam172 January 22, 2021

dagwood

ugly female, also called dog and gross.

dan: she is so dagwood.

Michael: second that.

by chunkycoke101 December 26, 2009