Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

cummins

the diesel engine of choic for dodge. ford has the powerjoke and chevy has the duranot. they suck. cummins power. you stay home and stroke it ill go to her house and ram it.

did you see that powerjoke i left in the dust with my cummins?! nigga never had a chance

by MJG the wise May 17, 2006

Cummins

A fairly reliable engine provided you carry gallons of oil with you when your rear main seal blows out.

Dylan: Rotella is on sale !!!

Zack : you bought another cummins didn't you ?

by Idiotsareeverywhere October 23, 2016

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

Second Cumming of Jesus

When a Mexican cums twice.

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014

Cumming between Buttcheeks

Cumming between buttcheeks-I stuck my penis between her big juicy sweaty buttcheeks last night and she squeezed them up and down between my dick and I felt the sweat between her asscheeks and couldn’t take anymore so I pulled out after hours of her sweaty juicy buttcheeks dominating my cock and came in the middle of her right buttcheek so much and I used the cum on her asscrack to do it again.

Cumming between buttcheeks-Putting your dick between a girls buttcheeks and her twerking until you glaze her buns

by ButtcheekJob Fetish March 18, 2019

The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.

I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.

by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012