Cummie Commie

A Russian porn star receiving a hot load anywhere on or inside their body.

That hottie from Russia is one over-sexed Cummie Commie!

by poyfectpecker February 17, 2019

Cummy ache

“You’re so sexy I want to be with you... But I think we should wait...”

I have such a bad cummy ache because (insert name) said we should take it slow after grinding on my magnum dong all night.

by Swazyy October 27, 2019

cummy muncher

1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.

You are a fucking cummy muncher

by Toastor January 5, 2021

Cummy Comber

A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair

Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.

by toofer June 6, 2009

cummys cult

The most loyal servants of our lord cummy. we want him to stuff our holes with his fat cummy cock!
commonly found on reddit.

me: "OH CUMMY FILL ME WITH YOUR GLORIOUS PHAT COCK!!!!"
cummys cult: " yes my child"

by JP 696969 March 15, 2020

Cummy Dog

The act of shitting and then masturbating on the shit as if you were squirting mustard on a hot dog.

Alternative option:
Have a female shit while she is on her period, and drip period blood on the turd. Finish it out with the cum.

Fucking Ryan got me good with a big steamy cummy dog right on my car's floorboard.

by mcbadass69 October 25, 2020

Cummie Wobbie

A nickname given to a person's S/O who is considered cute but extremely horny

"You're my cummie wobbie, but you need to stop being horny all the time"

by WineThe3rd May 4, 2021