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Cumfusion

1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk

2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.
Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.

Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.
by Its Billy BOB Joe August 7, 2014
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cumsundheit

The act of sneezing semen out of one's nose after having a guy cum into the nostrils.
I finally talked my girlfriend into letting me skeet in her nose, but right after I nutted, she sneezed my jizz back out all over me and then I said, "cumsundheit."
by Curtzilla March 12, 2015
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Cumunibate

Masturbating and cumming while engaging in phone sex
Hey bae wanna cumunibate tonight?
by V.Druid August 4, 2016
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Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
by anger gurl May 21, 2018
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Cumgun

shoot ur cumgun nigga
aight bruv
OOF
by vLudini June 5, 2018
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Cumgun

You used your cumgun to shoot me in the eye
by Katiekat69696 July 14, 2018
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Cumjunktivitis

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.
She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis
by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018
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