captain cucumber

this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable

random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!

by the enchanted lemon of hermitage October 15, 2007

Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.

I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!

by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009

Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

Cucumber bin

A vagina

Kelley makes sure to fill her cucumber bin on a daily basis.

by awkwardhi May 31, 2016

cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.

'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'

by Moreorlesswasted December 16, 2016

Diesel cucumber

When performing oral activities so extreme, the penis acts as a plunger, causes the person giving oral to have trajectoral vomit and then proceed to eat it off the stomach of the other person.

-Dude, how was you night last night?!
-dude, it was good. I gave her the diesel cucumber.

by Shlongdong January 13, 2015