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Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009
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chris crocker

See 'fag' or 'faggot'.
by Casey m February 29, 2008
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chris crocker

A sad excuse for a celebrity giving Homosexuality a bad image.
Chris Crocker: I am gay!

Reality: No, theres a HUGE difference between you and gay people.
by Coasterboi October 21, 2007
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Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.
This is pure crookery man!
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betty crocker mode

to cake; to be flirting, & be in a state refferred to as "caking" mode, or bettty crocker mode, since in fact she makes cakes
big brother b.j: what the hell veronica?
veronica: what b.j.?!
big borhter b.j: i saw you!
veronica: b.j, saw me what!?
big brother b.j: i saw you ol' light skinned ass over there just a min ago.
veronica: andd? what about it?
big brother b.j: i saw you in betty crocker mode
by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009
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Chris Crocker

Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag
"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"
by Jake-O October 2, 2007
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Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.
I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker
by Abu_sme September 30, 2007
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