Crimp

A strong dominant male who will protect his woman folk and will beat anyone man that gets in his way with the words "let me tell you something!"

Oh no here comes Crimp, I heard he pushed a child down the stairs

by Tomg707 December 2, 2021

Crimp

The act of being a Simp, as well as a Cuck.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.

Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.

Logan you're such a Crimp. You let the girl you love bang someone else, while you paid for condoms.

by Social Dis March 23, 2021

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimp

A word used to define a crippled imp. (Midget)

Ayo look it's a crimp

by Lilteabagger July 30, 2023

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

Crimp

The Sexual Orientation, and or fascination of crow, and crow only.

Person 1: OMG Did you see that new pic Crow posted!?
Person 2: I KNOW! *Blushes* I'm such a crimp *Faints*

by HumanityIsInsanity April 15, 2022

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022