Crimp

A landers guy. Just a complete tard. Someone who never gets anything right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Oh my god did you see those idiots? Ya, such crimps.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Crimps

Seafood Shrimp.

"Waitress; yo' bring me some mo' CRIMPS"

by CiciPanda August 30, 2020

crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"

Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.

by falsefox April 7, 2023

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimp

A safe space to stay in for a short time. Usually empty buildings or cars.

Ex: "I needed to crimp at my girlfriend's house because my mom and her boyfriend are too loud and I need to study for finals."
Ex: "If you ever need a place to crimp, I got your back."

by Spookyfishman May 24, 2017

Crimp

A Landers guy. A guy that gets nothing right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Did you see those idiots over there? Ya, such crimps

by JustAGuy908 November 14, 2021

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022