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The Crims

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One of the weirdest online games ever. You gotta steal and earn respect. Then, when you get tired, you may either get high using drugs or 'visit' hookers to recover your energy. You may invest in some things such as: drugs factories, hookers or just focus on stealing. The game is also really really funny. You're going to withdraw some money from the bank and suddenly a picture of a young boy dressed in a plane pilot outfit appears from nothing, says he's a cop and ask you which animal is on the pic. If you pick the right answer he may give you some drugs, some money, repair your weapon or just go away. The game is based only in commands. That means it's not like GTA and you won't see what you're doing. When a friend of mine told me about it, I said "that game sucks!". Then I tried it out and said "this game rules!". It'll probably get you really addicted for some time. Then you'll look at yourself and ask: "why the fuck am I wasting my time with that?".
Junkie: Man, have ya ever played The Crims? That game's the shit!

Cured guy: 'Course I have, I've been addicted to that shit for long three months.
by Tragicomic January 3, 2009
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When a corrupt authoritative high ranking or low ranking official of any governmental, state, or private institution or organization grants certain people, for whatever reason, the permission to commit crimes and get away with them.
An example of a crime allowance refers to how some authorities may turn their heads on the crimes committed by a rich person if that particular authority figure knows there may be a monetary incentive from which he/she may benefit from. Another example would be the authorities providing gangs or the enemies of a person they want to assasinate, military weaponry that would otherwise be illegal for the assailants to have in their possession under state and federsl law, however, they are allowed to use these weapons to commit murder but are not prosecuted for their crimes because of the connections they have with corrupt members of a police force or military branch.
by Candy Pumpkin June 28, 2017
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Crime Template

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A preconceived perception on the part of police investigators and detectives of a crime scenario or phenomenon based on past cases in which investigators became aware of a new type of scenario or phenomenon that was previously unknown to them but reaveal, being applied to a current case with similar elements and assumed to be identical to previous cases based on

past cases, statistics, personal assumptions, public opinion, hunches and other factors and then persued as such without objectivity or taking into account that although seeming similar the scenario may not be identical.
The police used a crime template to determine that when a child is killed in the home it's always the parents that are the killers due to statistics.
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cripesy

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Cripesy (krIpsee) – Generally the adjective form of cripes but occasionally used as an exclamation. The word can be used to mean several things, but useage and voice inflection is important to convey the proper meaning.

1 – Someone’s bad or irritable mood.
2 – A physical irritation or unpleasantness.
3 – Something soiled or dirty.
4 – Someone whorish or diseased.
5 – Describing a less than satisfactory effort and result.
6 – Something that doesn’t go together.
7 – Unstable or poorly constructed.
8 – Poorly performing and functioning.
9 – Expressing dismay, being overwhelmed, anxious, or flustered.
10 – An exclamation of surprise.
1 - Chris needs to get laid; he has sure been cripesy lately
2 - After running ten miles yesterday, my left knee is sure cripesy.
3 - After being on the river, drinking and falling in and out of the canoe all day, my clothes and I were pretty cripesy.
4 - That girl that Jim picked up at the bar was sure cripesy…he should probably go to the clinic.
5 - That pass that I just shanked was sure cripesy. (volleyball)
6 - Bella, being pregnant, craved the cripesy combination of pickles and ice cream. Travis must have been drunk to wear black shoes with a brown belt, it was pretty cripesy.
7 - The cripesy stairs shook and wobbled as I walked down them. Drunk Chris stumbled into the wall…he was sure cripesy.
8 – The cripesy flashlight flickered off and on during the power outage.
9 - “I have to go to the gym, let the dog out, finish my homework and be at work by 7 tomorrow morning…cripesy, I’m not going out tonight.”
10 - “Cripesy, two open parking spots by the door!”
by Trloch March 19, 2008
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Big Crime

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You better pray to Vickstar because Big Crime is outside the house!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020
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apostrophe crime

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What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...
sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?
by brittandherllama January 11, 2006
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Massachusetts band formed in 2006. They have been compared to Linkin Park, Rage Against the Machine, Rehab and other great musical acts. However, comparisons can’t begin to describe this unique talented band that skillfully mixes metal, rock and rap for a sound that is truly their own and is adored by their ever-growing fan base.

The band is comprised of vocalists - Matt Joyce and Tony Santilli, guitarist- Chris Burrows, bassist – Donny Hayes and drummer – Sean Duby.

The members bring varied styles and influences to create the band’s recognizable sound which combined with the creative lyrics allows for their fans to be exposed to moving music that in someway resonates with all who hear it and gets their heads bobbing in the process.

The band is set to release their new studio album in 2010.
The Crimson Bile show on Saturday rocked!
by CrimsonBileBabe October 5, 2009
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