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Creamification

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Performing the sexual act of ejaculating on a person or item and its physical state of matter changes from a solid to that of a cream-like substance but still maintaining the other characteristics it held beforehand.
"I accidentally busted on my table and the creamification process started."
by mammamia_soylent June 20, 2020
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Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!
by Woocon June 2, 2022
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creativism

The theory or Practice of creation as a way to live and understand life
The young man was fed up with religion, but whole-heartedly believed that creation was the source of life. It went without saying that creativism, recognized as a label or not, became his practice and model for living life.
by Bradford Nickoloff March 11, 2008
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Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.
by Super Thicc June 14, 2017
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creativity

“the colorful crayola twisties color the white boxes into different colorz”
i am literally the creativity god
by creativity goddess xx January 23, 2020
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creatine

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.
Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!
by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005
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