Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"
by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013
Get the Steveland Creamer mug.Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
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Get the cornhole creamer mug.A holyfield creamer occurs when, after fingering a girl and she has come, a guy delivers a sucker punch to her clitoris.
Amber was lying in the bed and glowing after getting fingered by Greg, but you should have seen her face when he gave her the ol' holyfield creamer.
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Get the Croaker mug.The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.
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